i was in my third year of teaching creative writing at ralph mckee vocational school in staten island, new york, when one of my students, 16-year-old mikey, gave me a note from his mother. it explained his absence from class the day before:
“dear mr. mccort, mikey’s grandmother who is eighty years of age fell down the stairs from too much coffee and i kept mikey at home to take care of her and his baby sister so i could go to my job at the ferry terminal. please excuse mikey and he’ll do his best in the future. p.s. his grandmother is ok.”

i had seen mikey writing the note at his desk, using his left hand to disguise his handwriting. i said nothing. most parental-excuse notes i received back in those days were penned by my students. they’d been forging excuse notes since they learned to write, and if i were to confront each forger i’d be busy 24 hours a day.

i threw mikey’s note into a desk drawer along with dozens of other notes. while my classes took a test, i decided to read all the notes i’d only glanced at before. i made two piles, one for the genuine ones written by mothers, the other for forgeries. the second was the larger pile, with writing that ranged from imaginative to lunatic.
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